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"Okay fine. Go evolve. Just don't come back in millions of years and eat us."

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"The hyenas started it."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"They're so like us."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

underwater knight