Marine Ecology Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Help a poor penniless urchin.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"They're so like us."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.