Marine Ecosystem Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"They're so like us."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Welcome."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.