Marine Ecosystem Enthusiast Gifts

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"They're so like us."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Did you find our menorah?

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Welcome."