Marine Conservation Enthusiast Gifts

Florida manatees not used to temperature changes in Florida waters.

A Minke whale enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Whalers and Harpooners.

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I don't do windows."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Japanese Whaling

Batman O' War

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Dolphin

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.