Marine Conservation Enthusiast Mugs

Florida manatees not used to temperature changes in Florida waters.

A Minke whale enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Whalers and Harpooners.

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I don't do windows."

Japanese Whaling

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."