Marine Conservationists Mugs

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

Gunfight at the OK Coral

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Dolphin

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Stop Human Footing

A whale with corporate sponsorship

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"Nope. No fish."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'