Marine Conservationists Gifts

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

Gunfight at the OK Coral

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Japanese Whaling

Batman O' War

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Stop Human Footing

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

The Procrastinator

"You have sewage between your teeth."