Sea Conservationist Gifts

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I don't do windows."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The melting polar ice caps

Climate Change

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Stop Human Footing

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."