Ocean Conservation Advocate Gifts

Greenies, Climate, Pinheads

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Save the whales

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Save the river.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Sea Change.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'