Ocean Conservation Advocate Gifts

Greenies, Climate, Pinheads

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Stop Human Footing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sea Change.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Save the river.