Save The Oceans Advocate Gifts

Endangered Species: Scuba Fish.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Japanese Whaling

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Sea Change.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

The Seahoover

World crisis

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Frontex

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."