Save The Planet Advocate Gifts

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Trump leaving

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Government a la Carte

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Evolution.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."