Save The Planet Advocate T-Shirts

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

100% carbon neutral

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I blame global warming!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Evolution.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."