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Taking Technology and Pollution to the Developing World.

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Plogging Marathon

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"