Green Earth Advocate T-Shirts

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Evolution.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"