Green Activist T-Shirts

'Would you like to buy a bag for life, and help save the environment?'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

Environmental Hell - Bush cozy with oil and coal

'As part of our green initiative we don't send monthly statements or give transaction receipts. I can however, stamp your available balance on the back of your hand.'

Tree selling premium oxygen.

'Experimental Denuded Environment zone.'

'I think of us as future traders. We're trading our futures to make a buck.'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Hurricane Sandy and Climate Denial.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Throwing plastic bottles into the sea is very bad for the environment, you know."

Greta Thunberg

CAPITALISM...

Annual Green Energy Conference

"Since we've stuffed the environment, it was thought best to restart with a clean slate."CS572545

Pollution and money

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

Deforestation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Bush drops promise to regulate emissions

Airport security - 'Ah ha! Tree hugger!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Tree Hugging Hippie Cheater

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Oil Profits of Doom

Time to Open Your Eyes

"Isn't it wonderful how the weather keeps getting better?"