Planet Advocate T-Shirts

UN-COP Conference Rooms

SOS of Garbage

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

When the planet dies, money can't help you...

Seeing the dawn of a new world.

The thoughtful logger.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Trash Fish

Climate Change Deniers

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'