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'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

Will work for clean water.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

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The original paperless office

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"