Sustainable Living Advocates T-Shirts

"Batteries not included."

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

According to global warming, it's necessary to cut the production of carbon dioxide. Please hold your breath from 1pm - 4pm.

Valuable Water

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Allotment

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Queen of Upcycling!

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Steamed vegetables."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.