Sustainable Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

"I'm all for environmentalism too, but I think this is going too far."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Desert Island Meals.

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Vivienne Westwood

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

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