Sustainable Lifestyle Advocate Pillows

"I'm all for environmentalism too, but I think this is going too far."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Environmentalist

Desert Island Meals.

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

100% carbon neutral

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"