Ocean Advocates Gifts

Fish with Water Filters.

Shamu, the Killer Whale and Shampoo, the Oil Spill Cleaning Whale.

'I don't care if you got it at the dollar store...GET THAT BIB OFF OF MY SON!!!'

'I know it's undignified but do you have any better ideas?'

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Sea Change.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Frontex

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."