Aquatic Advocate Gifts

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

It might be a little too realistic.

The Threat to the Environment

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Climate Crisis

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Water company bonus.