Aquatic Advocate Pillows

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

The Threat to the Environment

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."