Fish Advocate Pillows

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"The Nominees"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Save the river.

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Stop Human Footing

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sea Change.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."