Fish Advocate Pillows

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Japanese Whaling

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Sea Change.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Stop Human Footing

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

Save the river.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I can hear the sea boiling."