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Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Emotional Support Pest

"The Nominees"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

No Mow May

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

"I dunno...ask him."

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Autocensure

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Crime Scene

World on Fire

"Nope. No fish."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Global warming