Fly Advocate Prints

The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Flies shall hear about this bowl of soup, my friend.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"The Nominees"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Food fight!'

"I dunno...ask him."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

No Mow May

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

Autocensure

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Crime Scene

"Nope. No fish."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

World on Fire

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace