Bird Advocate Prints

Bird watcher's guide depicts birds covered in crude oil.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

' 'Kill two birds with one stone'...I've always hated that expression!'

Adapting to global warming.

'My wife feeds the birds! How much commitment to the environment do you people want from me?'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

"Polly wants a pardon!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

dog vs UFO...

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"