Bird Advocate Gifts

Bird watcher's guide depicts birds covered in crude oil.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

' 'Kill two birds with one stone'...I've always hated that expression!'

Adapting to global warming.

'My wife feeds the birds! How much commitment to the environment do you people want from me?'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

"Polly wants a pardon!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"