Dolphin Advocate Gifts

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"What a sad species humans are!"

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Hope...

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Orange Bengal Tiger

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Go deep!"

The last bird in the last wood...