Dolphin Enthusiasts Gifts

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"They're so like us."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Recalculating route..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"