Dolphin Lovers Gifts

Ok, that's one mackerel ... You want fries with that?

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

How about going easy on the carbs

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Dolphin

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'