Dolphin Devotee Gifts

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Common Dolphin

Dolphin Music

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"They're so like us."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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