Dolphin Devotee Gifts

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Common Dolphin

Dolphin Music

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I think we overordered."

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."