Dolphin Admirer Gifts

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Keeping up with the jones

Dolphin hits a palm tree.

'Guy here says his songs are on our albums but he hasn't received any royalties.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"I heard that exercising makes you happy by releasing endolphins."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Mysteries of the ocean...

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

"They were all out of sharks."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Dolphins are one of the highest forms of life.'

Santa and Ralph, the Red Bottle Nosed Dolphin wish you Sea-Sun's Greetings.

"Checkmate... second smartest mammal, give me a break."

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

'I`m sure he is very intelligent Clarissa darling but he's a common dolphin for heavens sake!'

"Sure they smile!"

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"I want to start seeing other divers."

Yeah, at first he just wanted to swim with us.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

I bet that's a lot more expensive than swimming with them.

No one likes a showoff.

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'