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"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"They're so like us."

They're mostly harmless

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Recalculating route..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

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