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"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"If he's so damn intelligent, let him get a job."

'I already work for food. I just want to try a cheeseburger for once!!'

Dolphin

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'I like to swim with the dolphins!'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

'No we can not go swimming with the dolphins to get in touch with our sensitive sides!'

What do animal trainers do?

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

How about going easy on the carbs

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"They're so like us."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'