Dolphin Fanatic T-Shirts

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Foil

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"What a sad species humans are!"

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Food fight!'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Go deep!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

Common Dolphin

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Dolphin tricks.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."