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"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Dolphin tricks.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Common Dolphin

Just get her home before she evolves.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Go deep!"

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"The swim-with-dolphins packages were all booked."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'