Bird Feeder Advocate Gifts

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Pass that."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Adapting to global warming.

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'She lithpth!'

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

Poe at the Park

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"Take us to your feeder."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

"If you need any advice on how to end up like me, I'm your man."

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park