Bird Feeder Defender Gifts

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Smokey The Tree"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Pass that."

Boy defends his last fry.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Fish with Shield

Deforestation

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

Modern ark

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Climate Crisis

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...