Bird Defender Gifts

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

No Soliciting

"Smokey The Tree"

Insect extinction

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

A Change of Scene.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

GMOs