Critter Defender Gifts

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"When all the animals are exterminated, we just shoot each other!"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Smokey The Tree"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Fish with Shield

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

Modern ark

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Climate Crisis

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'