Critter Protector Gifts

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.