Animal Protector Gifts

"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Whale tells family to save themselves.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Hunters in a forest.

Orange Bengal Tiger

Elephant and flowers on scales.

Save the Animals.

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'Please don't be selfish and drink too much: There's not much water left in this pond...'

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'Maybe next time you'll remember to bring the ear tags.'

I think we should keep YOU in there for six months!

"I told you this Save the Whales fad would come to haunt us!"

Chicken Coupe Eggs - Cruelty Free.

'Yes, they have guns, but we're safe: They're not poachers, they're park rangers...'

"Uh oh, they're carrying clubs, not cameras: Time to disappear!"

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

Animal and Human Rights

"Yep, you're right, it's one of the rangers accepting money from a poacher. That's not a good sign, we'd better split!"

A whale shoots garbage out its blowhole.

Save the dragon

"I've told you not to go and play around picnic areas: humans are inconsiderate, they leave broken glass everywhere..."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Protection animals

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."

"It's $1.85 a gallon and with every fill-up you get a free baby seal covered in oil."