Animal Protection Gifts

'300 people were killed or injured ensuring that no animals were harmed in any way whatsoever during the making of this film.'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

'Forget about your natural instinct to charge! You're better off hiding: they have guns!'

"Oh, I'm saving that for Lord Attenborough."

Protection animals

Animal protection

Safety of cub/Distance from mama bear

"This is sabotage, you stupid pig!

"Oh boy, I hope these guys are just wielding tranquilizer guns..."

"That's all they think about these days. I've never seen such enthusiam in the fight against extinction!"

'Looks like poachers got him for his horns.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'Tough luck, big guy - as of last Friday, I'm on the endangered species list.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Plastic?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'