Wildlife Protection Gifts

Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'

'That's one more we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Deforestation.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"I'll have a number 5."

"This global warming has got me all worked up - I need to take a chill pill!"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Have a Nice Day.

'SAVE the whale,you idiot! SAVE!!' (A man shaving a whale).

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

The Fish Food Chain about to be taken over by a large spillage of Oil leaking from an Ocean Oil rig.

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Destroy the White Whale.

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

"Better watch out now, tuna fleets!"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Hey cool, looks like a whole baseball team is coming to practice in our neighbourhood..."

Green Pieces Shark and Dolphin

Zoo: No Hunting.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

'Guess where they've authorized offshore drilling NOW!'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'