Wildlife Preservation Gifts

"We need to convince the planners that there is a bird colony here."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Wildlife Tree

Cheetah's never prosper.

Save The ....

Extinct cuckoo...

'I say shoot first, then see if it's a polar bear.'

'No more widening of M25.'

I've got an uneasy feeling about this...

I hate bamboo.

'I used to wash all my food here, but the river is too polluted now...'

"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

Ice Melt Calendar - Cancelled.

Global warming.

Unicorn & Do Do bird.

'There goes the neighborhood.'

A polar bear holds a press conference.

New Zealand Ratites

Sea Change.

Reptile Extinction

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The interested bystanders.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Golfing Accident

Beaver tower

Zoo: No Hunting.