Wildlife Programs Gifts

'Personally I think there's too much Attenborough on TV.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

The interested bystanders.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Beaver tower

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Save the unicorn.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Climate Change

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Krill, baby, krill."