Wildlife Awareness Events Gifts

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

Bears catching fish

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Piranhaclaus

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Frog in the puddles.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"They're so like us."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Bear Hugging Season Open

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'