Wildlife Presenter Gifts

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Too much concealer?"

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

David Attenborough's Morning

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Caliologist

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"But what's my motivation?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"